Is it just me or is the Mootel a hub for bizarre people?
Or am I just a magnet for the freakiest people on the planet.
Today I walked again to get a soda and I bumped into a man.
He was a simple man, the most normal person I'd seen in a while.
Me: What's your name?
Person: Visitor, just visitor.
Me: Don't people have actual names around here or what?
Visitor: Yeah, because I'm sure that Pandora Paradox is your real name.
Me: It is.
Visitor: Holy crap your parents were either awesome or neglectful.
Me: So, Visitor what is up?
Visitor: Well, I've been meaning to take over the world by summoning the chaos that infests the universe which would bring me to a higher plane of existence making me a living god to the lesser planes.Oh, and I also collect novelty mugs.
Me: ...
Visitor: Perhaps I shouldn't be spewing out things like that.
Me: Yeah, no...I'm used to weird stuff like that by now.
Somnam then appeared. My god is it me or is he just hanging around somewhere watching my every move?
Somnam: Visitor, what have you done to Pandora?
Visitor: Nothing, we're just chatting.
Somnam: I refuse to believe that, I think you had something in mind. You were going to kill Pandora weren't you?
Visitor: Well, Immortality would be nice.
Somnam: Busted.
Somnam took out his gun, pointed it at Visitor and pulled the trigger.
Visitor vanished instantly.
Somnam:Damn him...
Me: Who was that?
Somnam: Visitor, he's a traveler of space & time, he controls the fabric of it even.
Me: Wouldn't killing him be bad?
Somnam: The universe doesn't let reality abominations die my dear Pandora. You of all people should know that.
Me: Hmm?
Somnam: You're a living paradox as Nolan told you.
Me: So that makes me one of those.. reality abominations...
Somnam: Correct, currently there are only three of us. There used to be more.
He then vanished.
Couldn't he just walk away like a normal person.
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