We met another crazy person in the wonderland rip-off. I'm calling her crazy, because she reminds me of Somnam. Anything remotely related to Somnam is crazy. She introduced herself as Soulviva.
She was wearing a pink wedding dress. I think I'm gonna call her The Bride, which is always an awesome nickname for a crazy chick. Anyway, she seemed to know Somnam, because they started talking.
Somnam: Well hello Soulviva...enjoying life?
Soulviva: Perhaps I would if you hadn't locked me in here.
Somnam: Oh, you're still hung up on that.
Somnam explained to me that Soulviva is his sister, which I found odd. Especially since if he controls this pocket dimension, why the hell can't he let us out.
Soulviva ruttled my hair, I'm not sure why she did that.
Sunday, July 29, 2012
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Sylph's Return
Arch here. Alright here is what happened this time.
Pandora came back to me, she now is one of those shadow creatures. Nightvictim, if I recall is the proper term. She joined us, I'm glad to have her back. Anyway what happened is that one of those freaky doors came back. I was going to ignore them, but Somnam insisted that the three of us would enter the door.
We arrived in some kind of weird place. It was like if Tim Burton had directed Lord of the Rings. It was freaky. I asked Somnam, who seems to be the freaking expert on anything that goes on that we are in a pocket dimension. Specifically, we are in his hat. Yeah...his freaking hat.I think he tricked us.
Anyway, we had barerly stepped a few steps into this magic wonderland of gothness, when a blue fem-humanoid creature started attacking us. It was that blue thing that attacked Pandora when I was the Archangel. It was Sylph.
I took out my gun and started shooting it. To no use. Pandora held it down by forming her shadowy self into a rope or something. Somnam, the big ball of solutions that he is held her head and broke it off. He held Sylph's head in his hand. He threw it away into a pond or something.Is it just me or am I the weakest of this little trio?
Somnam told us we are stuck here.
I find that hard to believe.
Pandora came back to me, she now is one of those shadow creatures. Nightvictim, if I recall is the proper term. She joined us, I'm glad to have her back. Anyway what happened is that one of those freaky doors came back. I was going to ignore them, but Somnam insisted that the three of us would enter the door.
We arrived in some kind of weird place. It was like if Tim Burton had directed Lord of the Rings. It was freaky. I asked Somnam, who seems to be the freaking expert on anything that goes on that we are in a pocket dimension. Specifically, we are in his hat. Yeah...his freaking hat.I think he tricked us.
Anyway, we had barerly stepped a few steps into this magic wonderland of gothness, when a blue fem-humanoid creature started attacking us. It was that blue thing that attacked Pandora when I was the Archangel. It was Sylph.
I took out my gun and started shooting it. To no use. Pandora held it down by forming her shadowy self into a rope or something. Somnam, the big ball of solutions that he is held her head and broke it off. He held Sylph's head in his hand. He threw it away into a pond or something.Is it just me or am I the weakest of this little trio?
Somnam told us we are stuck here.
I find that hard to believe.
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Victim of the Night
Alright again a lot has happened. Unlike Pandora who would go on and on about various minor details, god rest her soul, I tend to write things in cliff notes. Especially when larger stuff happens...alright here we go.
Somnam & I escaped that damn room, because a random door appeared in the room.
We entered it and we arrived in some creepy city. It was like Gotham City only with way less people. I would say none of the people. Somnam & I tried to walk around it.
I saw the ghost of Pandora. Pandora told me that this was all a trap and that we had to get out of here.
After that a bunch of shadow creatures appeared. They chanted "For the City" over and over again.
Somnam just stood there like a mute idiot and watched me try to battle these things.
I could not hit them. I was powerless. When one of them tried to attack me I used the human instinct maneuver of trying to prevent the creature from reaching me, by using my left hand. When I did that the ghost of Pandora appeared in front of me which seemed to have scared the shadow things. I guess it must have been the giant bright light that came out of Pandora. It was like a Patronus or something.
Anyway, Somnam told me that he could feel the presence of GraciousVictory.
I had no idea why that would be relevant, but Somnam, all knowing know-it-all that he is explained to me that GraciousVictory is the only thing that could help us fight the KHAOS trio.
We started walking, Pandora's ghost was still following besides me. I was glad to see her again.
We found GraciousVictory the bum from before or so I thought.
When we ran over to him he turned into one of those shadow things again, I tried to use Pandora again, but it didn't cut it. This one was more powerful. He attacked me and it appeared as if he consumed me.
I was left unharmed but Pandora's ghost was gone. It's like I'm a bad-luck magnet for Pandora.
Anyway we saw another door and entered it.
We arrived back at the Mootel.
Somnam told me that the shadow things were Nightvictims, lost souls collected by the city.
I'm confused by all this.
When I went to sleep in my old room that night I saw Pandora again. She was standing by my bedside all the sudden.
"The night must flourish"
Somnam & I escaped that damn room, because a random door appeared in the room.
We entered it and we arrived in some creepy city. It was like Gotham City only with way less people. I would say none of the people. Somnam & I tried to walk around it.
I saw the ghost of Pandora. Pandora told me that this was all a trap and that we had to get out of here.
After that a bunch of shadow creatures appeared. They chanted "For the City" over and over again.
Somnam just stood there like a mute idiot and watched me try to battle these things.
I could not hit them. I was powerless. When one of them tried to attack me I used the human instinct maneuver of trying to prevent the creature from reaching me, by using my left hand. When I did that the ghost of Pandora appeared in front of me which seemed to have scared the shadow things. I guess it must have been the giant bright light that came out of Pandora. It was like a Patronus or something.
Anyway, Somnam told me that he could feel the presence of GraciousVictory.
I had no idea why that would be relevant, but Somnam, all knowing know-it-all that he is explained to me that GraciousVictory is the only thing that could help us fight the KHAOS trio.
We started walking, Pandora's ghost was still following besides me. I was glad to see her again.
We found GraciousVictory the bum from before or so I thought.
When we ran over to him he turned into one of those shadow things again, I tried to use Pandora again, but it didn't cut it. This one was more powerful. He attacked me and it appeared as if he consumed me.
I was left unharmed but Pandora's ghost was gone. It's like I'm a bad-luck magnet for Pandora.
Anyway we saw another door and entered it.
We arrived back at the Mootel.
Somnam told me that the shadow things were Nightvictims, lost souls collected by the city.
I'm confused by all this.
When I went to sleep in my old room that night I saw Pandora again. She was standing by my bedside all the sudden.
"The night must flourish"
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Time Jump
It has been 4 months since KHAOS happened. I know exactly how this was.
This was all a game. I of course knew that, it had been the only thing that they could ever talk about. Those paranormal creatures and entities. KHAOS is bigger than I thought.
I had not even heard of KHAOS until a few moments before it happened.
KHAOS is a force...a pact...a prophecy. I don't know how to describe it.
The Master, The Chaos & The Narrator are behind KHAOS, they teamed up. They teamed up to make our lives miserable. What did those three want.
Did they want me to kill my best friend? Was that their goal? I doubt it, why would eldritch abominations do that. I don't even know how I managed to kill him, I mean wasn't he supposed to be immortal or something?
Right...that was only temporary, the one time not to be immortal.
KHAOS is happening right now. Back at the mootel after I killed Pandora & Visitor that Slenderman thing kind of died and The Master sucked the goo that the melted Slenderman left behind up.
I don't remember much after that since I blacked out.
I woke up in a empty room. Next to me was my favorite person in the world, Somnam.
Sarcasm aside I was just glad to be alive.
Somnam: I know what is happening!
Me: You do?
Somnam: Of course, I tend to know a lot, besides I was awake for the happening.
Me: Enlighten me.
Somnam: Remember that game the entities were talking about.
Me: Yeah.
Somnam: It turns out that the game was to kill Slenderman. They did it.
Me: So...?!
Somnam: The prize was basically infinite power...they have ascended to a realm above us. A higher plane of existance.
I had no idea what that smart mouthed knucklehead was saying.
I know now...
This was all a game. I of course knew that, it had been the only thing that they could ever talk about. Those paranormal creatures and entities. KHAOS is bigger than I thought.
I had not even heard of KHAOS until a few moments before it happened.
KHAOS is a force...a pact...a prophecy. I don't know how to describe it.
The Master, The Chaos & The Narrator are behind KHAOS, they teamed up. They teamed up to make our lives miserable. What did those three want.
Did they want me to kill my best friend? Was that their goal? I doubt it, why would eldritch abominations do that. I don't even know how I managed to kill him, I mean wasn't he supposed to be immortal or something?
Right...that was only temporary, the one time not to be immortal.
KHAOS is happening right now. Back at the mootel after I killed Pandora & Visitor that Slenderman thing kind of died and The Master sucked the goo that the melted Slenderman left behind up.
I don't remember much after that since I blacked out.
I woke up in a empty room. Next to me was my favorite person in the world, Somnam.
Sarcasm aside I was just glad to be alive.
Somnam: I know what is happening!
Me: You do?
Somnam: Of course, I tend to know a lot, besides I was awake for the happening.
Me: Enlighten me.
Somnam: Remember that game the entities were talking about.
Me: Yeah.
Somnam: It turns out that the game was to kill Slenderman. They did it.
Me: So...?!
Somnam: The prize was basically infinite power...they have ascended to a realm above us. A higher plane of existance.
I had no idea what that smart mouthed knucklehead was saying.
I know now...
KHAOS begins II
Alright, I've been trying to cool my head after what happened.
I still can't believe I did this, but...
Never mind...
KHAOS part II
Slenderman stopped fighting Somnam and just started standing there like an idiot.
Sludge started to ooze out of him and started to form words on the walls...
I still can't believe I did this, but...
Never mind...
KHAOS part II
Slenderman stopped fighting Somnam and just started standing there like an idiot.
Sludge started to ooze out of him and started to form words on the walls...
The Blind Man embarked it.
My time...
KHAOS will happen
He continued to stand there. All the sudden I could hear a voice, I freaked because I thought it was The Narrator, but I was wrong. It was Pandora.
Pandora told me that everything was going to be OK. I didn't believe him.
I looked outside and the crew of that doctor chick was dead with the exception of Lourdes.
Somnam grabbed a gun that was laying around and aimed at Slenderman.
He was about to pull the trigger when The Master came running into the room and attacked me.
He freaking bit me.
Somnam shot it, some purple blood substance poured out of him like milk.
Slenderman didn't look so good, he started to puff out, more goo started to leak on the floor and he seemed to be melting.
I could hear something, this time it wasn't Pandora.
I-
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KHAOS has begun
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KHAOS begins I
Arch here again, I'm worried about the events that have happened lately.
Everyone seems to be acting strange and it is freaking me out.
Alright, this will get heavy so I'm going to skim over a few unimportant things.
KHAOS part I
The force field that was holding us captive here turned out to be a ploy of a being known as the narrator.
As Somnam explained it to me as I tried to punch the ever unliving crap out of him, The Narrator is a god-like being that appears to people as a voice, narrating their life.
The Narrator came to the Mootel and tortured Pandora.
Pandora screamed in agony and when I say screamed, I mean screamed so loud that one wonders how xer throat hasn't exploded.
Somnam was attacked by a tall man in a suit, like in those stories from the internet. Slenderman, if I recall right. Somnam seemed to be handling it OK, until Visitor, that freak from before showed up.
Visitor started to help Slenderman in his pursuit to murder Somnam, although I would be happy with that, I hate to see someone else kill Somnam. Somnam suggested that I'd turn into the Archangel again, before I could react to that insane idea he took of his hat and a small grey orb came out onto me.
Next thing I knew I was again the entity known as The Archangel. I was in my entire get up, including that gas mask of mine. I grabbed Visitor, punched him repeatedly and put my gun against his head.
He vanished and appeared behind Pandora who was still banging xer head against the wall from what I assume was a great deal of mental pain. I pointed my gun at Visitor's head. He smiled.
In an instant I pulled the trigger. The bullet flew across the room trough the head of both Pandora & Visitor. They seemed to have died instantly.
I changed back into myself after, I stood there over the massacre.
I don't ...t-thi-...
Everyone seems to be acting strange and it is freaking me out.
Alright, this will get heavy so I'm going to skim over a few unimportant things.
KHAOS part I
The force field that was holding us captive here turned out to be a ploy of a being known as the narrator.
As Somnam explained it to me as I tried to punch the ever unliving crap out of him, The Narrator is a god-like being that appears to people as a voice, narrating their life.
The Narrator came to the Mootel and tortured Pandora.
Pandora screamed in agony and when I say screamed, I mean screamed so loud that one wonders how xer throat hasn't exploded.
Somnam was attacked by a tall man in a suit, like in those stories from the internet. Slenderman, if I recall right. Somnam seemed to be handling it OK, until Visitor, that freak from before showed up.
Visitor started to help Slenderman in his pursuit to murder Somnam, although I would be happy with that, I hate to see someone else kill Somnam. Somnam suggested that I'd turn into the Archangel again, before I could react to that insane idea he took of his hat and a small grey orb came out onto me.
Next thing I knew I was again the entity known as The Archangel. I was in my entire get up, including that gas mask of mine. I grabbed Visitor, punched him repeatedly and put my gun against his head.
He vanished and appeared behind Pandora who was still banging xer head against the wall from what I assume was a great deal of mental pain. I pointed my gun at Visitor's head. He smiled.
In an instant I pulled the trigger. The bullet flew across the room trough the head of both Pandora & Visitor. They seemed to have died instantly.
I changed back into myself after, I stood there over the massacre.
I don't ...t-thi-...
Monday, July 23, 2012
Archwriterer's Debut
I've decided to blog on this blog too. Why shouldn't I. The title of this blog is The Tale of Archwriterer & Pandora Paradox not Pandora explains it all. A lot has happened in the past months, yet we still don't seem to have left the mootel. We tried, god did we try. Everytime we try to leave the grounds of the Mootel it seems that we get pushed back. Some sort of force field I guess. That is great it is bad enough that we are stuck here in lame pun-ville we also have to share that ground with the who's who of freaks. It's like if Arkham Asylum invaded Candyland...just hours of misery. Pandora seems to be having a fine time and why wouldn't she. She is used to all this...I mean he...she...alright from now on I use the neutral term xe, just to avoid any future confusion. Pandora was raised on the streets by PuppetLover, there is no wonder that xe'd be used to this by now. I however lived a pretty normal-ish life before I met Pandora, mass-murder aside. I have locked myself in the bathroom, since I don't want to hurt anybody. Alright that's a lie, besides Pandora I want to murder every single person here, but I'm afraid I can't. Somnam would be my first target. He doesn't have a face, but you can feel the smug smirk on his non-existant face. It drills me.
I hate Somnam!
I hate Somnam!
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