We met another crazy person in the wonderland rip-off. I'm calling her crazy, because she reminds me of Somnam. Anything remotely related to Somnam is crazy. She introduced herself as Soulviva.
She was wearing a pink wedding dress. I think I'm gonna call her The Bride, which is always an awesome nickname for a crazy chick. Anyway, she seemed to know Somnam, because they started talking.
Somnam: Well hello Soulviva...enjoying life?
Soulviva: Perhaps I would if you hadn't locked me in here.
Somnam: Oh, you're still hung up on that.
Somnam explained to me that Soulviva is his sister, which I found odd. Especially since if he controls this pocket dimension, why the hell can't he let us out.
Soulviva ruttled my hair, I'm not sure why she did that.
Sunday, July 29, 2012
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Sylph's Return
Arch here. Alright here is what happened this time.
Pandora came back to me, she now is one of those shadow creatures. Nightvictim, if I recall is the proper term. She joined us, I'm glad to have her back. Anyway what happened is that one of those freaky doors came back. I was going to ignore them, but Somnam insisted that the three of us would enter the door.
We arrived in some kind of weird place. It was like if Tim Burton had directed Lord of the Rings. It was freaky. I asked Somnam, who seems to be the freaking expert on anything that goes on that we are in a pocket dimension. Specifically, we are in his hat. Yeah...his freaking hat.I think he tricked us.
Anyway, we had barerly stepped a few steps into this magic wonderland of gothness, when a blue fem-humanoid creature started attacking us. It was that blue thing that attacked Pandora when I was the Archangel. It was Sylph.
I took out my gun and started shooting it. To no use. Pandora held it down by forming her shadowy self into a rope or something. Somnam, the big ball of solutions that he is held her head and broke it off. He held Sylph's head in his hand. He threw it away into a pond or something.Is it just me or am I the weakest of this little trio?
Somnam told us we are stuck here.
I find that hard to believe.
Pandora came back to me, she now is one of those shadow creatures. Nightvictim, if I recall is the proper term. She joined us, I'm glad to have her back. Anyway what happened is that one of those freaky doors came back. I was going to ignore them, but Somnam insisted that the three of us would enter the door.
We arrived in some kind of weird place. It was like if Tim Burton had directed Lord of the Rings. It was freaky. I asked Somnam, who seems to be the freaking expert on anything that goes on that we are in a pocket dimension. Specifically, we are in his hat. Yeah...his freaking hat.I think he tricked us.
Anyway, we had barerly stepped a few steps into this magic wonderland of gothness, when a blue fem-humanoid creature started attacking us. It was that blue thing that attacked Pandora when I was the Archangel. It was Sylph.
I took out my gun and started shooting it. To no use. Pandora held it down by forming her shadowy self into a rope or something. Somnam, the big ball of solutions that he is held her head and broke it off. He held Sylph's head in his hand. He threw it away into a pond or something.Is it just me or am I the weakest of this little trio?
Somnam told us we are stuck here.
I find that hard to believe.
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Victim of the Night
Alright again a lot has happened. Unlike Pandora who would go on and on about various minor details, god rest her soul, I tend to write things in cliff notes. Especially when larger stuff happens...alright here we go.
Somnam & I escaped that damn room, because a random door appeared in the room.
We entered it and we arrived in some creepy city. It was like Gotham City only with way less people. I would say none of the people. Somnam & I tried to walk around it.
I saw the ghost of Pandora. Pandora told me that this was all a trap and that we had to get out of here.
After that a bunch of shadow creatures appeared. They chanted "For the City" over and over again.
Somnam just stood there like a mute idiot and watched me try to battle these things.
I could not hit them. I was powerless. When one of them tried to attack me I used the human instinct maneuver of trying to prevent the creature from reaching me, by using my left hand. When I did that the ghost of Pandora appeared in front of me which seemed to have scared the shadow things. I guess it must have been the giant bright light that came out of Pandora. It was like a Patronus or something.
Anyway, Somnam told me that he could feel the presence of GraciousVictory.
I had no idea why that would be relevant, but Somnam, all knowing know-it-all that he is explained to me that GraciousVictory is the only thing that could help us fight the KHAOS trio.
We started walking, Pandora's ghost was still following besides me. I was glad to see her again.
We found GraciousVictory the bum from before or so I thought.
When we ran over to him he turned into one of those shadow things again, I tried to use Pandora again, but it didn't cut it. This one was more powerful. He attacked me and it appeared as if he consumed me.
I was left unharmed but Pandora's ghost was gone. It's like I'm a bad-luck magnet for Pandora.
Anyway we saw another door and entered it.
We arrived back at the Mootel.
Somnam told me that the shadow things were Nightvictims, lost souls collected by the city.
I'm confused by all this.
When I went to sleep in my old room that night I saw Pandora again. She was standing by my bedside all the sudden.
"The night must flourish"
Somnam & I escaped that damn room, because a random door appeared in the room.
We entered it and we arrived in some creepy city. It was like Gotham City only with way less people. I would say none of the people. Somnam & I tried to walk around it.
I saw the ghost of Pandora. Pandora told me that this was all a trap and that we had to get out of here.
After that a bunch of shadow creatures appeared. They chanted "For the City" over and over again.
Somnam just stood there like a mute idiot and watched me try to battle these things.
I could not hit them. I was powerless. When one of them tried to attack me I used the human instinct maneuver of trying to prevent the creature from reaching me, by using my left hand. When I did that the ghost of Pandora appeared in front of me which seemed to have scared the shadow things. I guess it must have been the giant bright light that came out of Pandora. It was like a Patronus or something.
Anyway, Somnam told me that he could feel the presence of GraciousVictory.
I had no idea why that would be relevant, but Somnam, all knowing know-it-all that he is explained to me that GraciousVictory is the only thing that could help us fight the KHAOS trio.
We started walking, Pandora's ghost was still following besides me. I was glad to see her again.
We found GraciousVictory the bum from before or so I thought.
When we ran over to him he turned into one of those shadow things again, I tried to use Pandora again, but it didn't cut it. This one was more powerful. He attacked me and it appeared as if he consumed me.
I was left unharmed but Pandora's ghost was gone. It's like I'm a bad-luck magnet for Pandora.
Anyway we saw another door and entered it.
We arrived back at the Mootel.
Somnam told me that the shadow things were Nightvictims, lost souls collected by the city.
I'm confused by all this.
When I went to sleep in my old room that night I saw Pandora again. She was standing by my bedside all the sudden.
"The night must flourish"
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Time Jump
It has been 4 months since KHAOS happened. I know exactly how this was.
This was all a game. I of course knew that, it had been the only thing that they could ever talk about. Those paranormal creatures and entities. KHAOS is bigger than I thought.
I had not even heard of KHAOS until a few moments before it happened.
KHAOS is a force...a pact...a prophecy. I don't know how to describe it.
The Master, The Chaos & The Narrator are behind KHAOS, they teamed up. They teamed up to make our lives miserable. What did those three want.
Did they want me to kill my best friend? Was that their goal? I doubt it, why would eldritch abominations do that. I don't even know how I managed to kill him, I mean wasn't he supposed to be immortal or something?
Right...that was only temporary, the one time not to be immortal.
KHAOS is happening right now. Back at the mootel after I killed Pandora & Visitor that Slenderman thing kind of died and The Master sucked the goo that the melted Slenderman left behind up.
I don't remember much after that since I blacked out.
I woke up in a empty room. Next to me was my favorite person in the world, Somnam.
Sarcasm aside I was just glad to be alive.
Somnam: I know what is happening!
Me: You do?
Somnam: Of course, I tend to know a lot, besides I was awake for the happening.
Me: Enlighten me.
Somnam: Remember that game the entities were talking about.
Me: Yeah.
Somnam: It turns out that the game was to kill Slenderman. They did it.
Me: So...?!
Somnam: The prize was basically infinite power...they have ascended to a realm above us. A higher plane of existance.
I had no idea what that smart mouthed knucklehead was saying.
I know now...
This was all a game. I of course knew that, it had been the only thing that they could ever talk about. Those paranormal creatures and entities. KHAOS is bigger than I thought.
I had not even heard of KHAOS until a few moments before it happened.
KHAOS is a force...a pact...a prophecy. I don't know how to describe it.
The Master, The Chaos & The Narrator are behind KHAOS, they teamed up. They teamed up to make our lives miserable. What did those three want.
Did they want me to kill my best friend? Was that their goal? I doubt it, why would eldritch abominations do that. I don't even know how I managed to kill him, I mean wasn't he supposed to be immortal or something?
Right...that was only temporary, the one time not to be immortal.
KHAOS is happening right now. Back at the mootel after I killed Pandora & Visitor that Slenderman thing kind of died and The Master sucked the goo that the melted Slenderman left behind up.
I don't remember much after that since I blacked out.
I woke up in a empty room. Next to me was my favorite person in the world, Somnam.
Sarcasm aside I was just glad to be alive.
Somnam: I know what is happening!
Me: You do?
Somnam: Of course, I tend to know a lot, besides I was awake for the happening.
Me: Enlighten me.
Somnam: Remember that game the entities were talking about.
Me: Yeah.
Somnam: It turns out that the game was to kill Slenderman. They did it.
Me: So...?!
Somnam: The prize was basically infinite power...they have ascended to a realm above us. A higher plane of existance.
I had no idea what that smart mouthed knucklehead was saying.
I know now...
KHAOS begins II
Alright, I've been trying to cool my head after what happened.
I still can't believe I did this, but...
Never mind...
KHAOS part II
Slenderman stopped fighting Somnam and just started standing there like an idiot.
Sludge started to ooze out of him and started to form words on the walls...
I still can't believe I did this, but...
Never mind...
KHAOS part II
Slenderman stopped fighting Somnam and just started standing there like an idiot.
Sludge started to ooze out of him and started to form words on the walls...
The Blind Man embarked it.
My time...
KHAOS will happen
He continued to stand there. All the sudden I could hear a voice, I freaked because I thought it was The Narrator, but I was wrong. It was Pandora.
Pandora told me that everything was going to be OK. I didn't believe him.
I looked outside and the crew of that doctor chick was dead with the exception of Lourdes.
Somnam grabbed a gun that was laying around and aimed at Slenderman.
He was about to pull the trigger when The Master came running into the room and attacked me.
He freaking bit me.
Somnam shot it, some purple blood substance poured out of him like milk.
Slenderman didn't look so good, he started to puff out, more goo started to leak on the floor and he seemed to be melting.
I could hear something, this time it wasn't Pandora.
I-
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KHAOS has begun
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KHAOS begins I
Arch here again, I'm worried about the events that have happened lately.
Everyone seems to be acting strange and it is freaking me out.
Alright, this will get heavy so I'm going to skim over a few unimportant things.
KHAOS part I
The force field that was holding us captive here turned out to be a ploy of a being known as the narrator.
As Somnam explained it to me as I tried to punch the ever unliving crap out of him, The Narrator is a god-like being that appears to people as a voice, narrating their life.
The Narrator came to the Mootel and tortured Pandora.
Pandora screamed in agony and when I say screamed, I mean screamed so loud that one wonders how xer throat hasn't exploded.
Somnam was attacked by a tall man in a suit, like in those stories from the internet. Slenderman, if I recall right. Somnam seemed to be handling it OK, until Visitor, that freak from before showed up.
Visitor started to help Slenderman in his pursuit to murder Somnam, although I would be happy with that, I hate to see someone else kill Somnam. Somnam suggested that I'd turn into the Archangel again, before I could react to that insane idea he took of his hat and a small grey orb came out onto me.
Next thing I knew I was again the entity known as The Archangel. I was in my entire get up, including that gas mask of mine. I grabbed Visitor, punched him repeatedly and put my gun against his head.
He vanished and appeared behind Pandora who was still banging xer head against the wall from what I assume was a great deal of mental pain. I pointed my gun at Visitor's head. He smiled.
In an instant I pulled the trigger. The bullet flew across the room trough the head of both Pandora & Visitor. They seemed to have died instantly.
I changed back into myself after, I stood there over the massacre.
I don't ...t-thi-...
Everyone seems to be acting strange and it is freaking me out.
Alright, this will get heavy so I'm going to skim over a few unimportant things.
KHAOS part I
The force field that was holding us captive here turned out to be a ploy of a being known as the narrator.
As Somnam explained it to me as I tried to punch the ever unliving crap out of him, The Narrator is a god-like being that appears to people as a voice, narrating their life.
The Narrator came to the Mootel and tortured Pandora.
Pandora screamed in agony and when I say screamed, I mean screamed so loud that one wonders how xer throat hasn't exploded.
Somnam was attacked by a tall man in a suit, like in those stories from the internet. Slenderman, if I recall right. Somnam seemed to be handling it OK, until Visitor, that freak from before showed up.
Visitor started to help Slenderman in his pursuit to murder Somnam, although I would be happy with that, I hate to see someone else kill Somnam. Somnam suggested that I'd turn into the Archangel again, before I could react to that insane idea he took of his hat and a small grey orb came out onto me.
Next thing I knew I was again the entity known as The Archangel. I was in my entire get up, including that gas mask of mine. I grabbed Visitor, punched him repeatedly and put my gun against his head.
He vanished and appeared behind Pandora who was still banging xer head against the wall from what I assume was a great deal of mental pain. I pointed my gun at Visitor's head. He smiled.
In an instant I pulled the trigger. The bullet flew across the room trough the head of both Pandora & Visitor. They seemed to have died instantly.
I changed back into myself after, I stood there over the massacre.
I don't ...t-thi-...
Monday, July 23, 2012
Archwriterer's Debut
I've decided to blog on this blog too. Why shouldn't I. The title of this blog is The Tale of Archwriterer & Pandora Paradox not Pandora explains it all. A lot has happened in the past months, yet we still don't seem to have left the mootel. We tried, god did we try. Everytime we try to leave the grounds of the Mootel it seems that we get pushed back. Some sort of force field I guess. That is great it is bad enough that we are stuck here in lame pun-ville we also have to share that ground with the who's who of freaks. It's like if Arkham Asylum invaded Candyland...just hours of misery. Pandora seems to be having a fine time and why wouldn't she. She is used to all this...I mean he...she...alright from now on I use the neutral term xe, just to avoid any future confusion. Pandora was raised on the streets by PuppetLover, there is no wonder that xe'd be used to this by now. I however lived a pretty normal-ish life before I met Pandora, mass-murder aside. I have locked myself in the bathroom, since I don't want to hurt anybody. Alright that's a lie, besides Pandora I want to murder every single person here, but I'm afraid I can't. Somnam would be my first target. He doesn't have a face, but you can feel the smug smirk on his non-existant face. It drills me.
I hate Somnam!
I hate Somnam!
Sunday, July 22, 2012
Derby
I'm starting to think nothing interesting is gonna happen. We've been staying at the Mootel for quite some time now and all I've accomplished was to start a fight with my deceased half-sister and give a homeless man a place to stay. I think I should do something.
I talked was approached by a man named Derby Hat.
Derby Hat: Hello madam, lovely weather we are having aren't we?
He was quite dreamy, he looked professional with his suit & derby hat. If I recall he lives in Polo.
What are people from Polo doing here. How big is this motel? Why am I meeting all these weird people, it's like someone is just planning all this out.
I talked to Derby Hat for a while. He seemed nice enough, but his ego is massive. It's like he's the center of the universe. I hate people like that, but Derby Hat makes it up with charm.
He had a cane, what healthy thirty year old has a cane?
I talked was approached by a man named Derby Hat.
Derby Hat: Hello madam, lovely weather we are having aren't we?
He was quite dreamy, he looked professional with his suit & derby hat. If I recall he lives in Polo.
What are people from Polo doing here. How big is this motel? Why am I meeting all these weird people, it's like someone is just planning all this out.
I talked to Derby Hat for a while. He seemed nice enough, but his ego is massive. It's like he's the center of the universe. I hate people like that, but Derby Hat makes it up with charm.
He had a cane, what healthy thirty year old has a cane?
Siblings
Arch asked if he could also do updates on the blog. I could of course not give him administrative permission, because of that hacker, but I just told him the login info. I think I can trust Arch now that Lovecraft is out of him.
Anyway I met someone today. I think honestly that the Mootel is a hub for weird people that have some connection to the game.
I actually met two people today. I met Lourdes, my half-sister & a man named GraciousVictory.
Lourdes seems a bit different, I would question why she is hanging out with this weird mad scientist chick from next door, but I honestly don't care.
Me: Lourdes? Is that you?
Lourdes: Pandora, how are you?
Me: Fine, I'm traveling with Arch due to some sort of cosmic game or something. I honestly don't know how to explain it.
Lourdes: Did you attend my funeral?
Me: Funeral?
Lourdes: Yeah, I kind of died...
Me: What?
Lourdes: Yeah, if I recall it was some being named The Master.
My family is strange or at least the part of which I know, which is only Lourdes. She usually never wanted me around and lived with a foster family, which is why I thought it was strange that she even A) recognized me and B) talked to me.
I kind of expected The Master to kill Lourdes, but I did not expect to see her again.
Lourdes told me that Dr.Zou cloned her or something...
I honestly care only slightly...
The second person that I met, GraciousVictory was an old man that hung around the park near the mootel.
He was just your typical wise homeless man, I the generous person that I am paid a room for him.
We talked for 3 minutes about him being homeless and it still was a more pleasant conversation than the one I had with Lourdes.
Siblings suck
Anyway I met someone today. I think honestly that the Mootel is a hub for weird people that have some connection to the game.
I actually met two people today. I met Lourdes, my half-sister & a man named GraciousVictory.
Lourdes seems a bit different, I would question why she is hanging out with this weird mad scientist chick from next door, but I honestly don't care.
Me: Lourdes? Is that you?
Lourdes: Pandora, how are you?
Me: Fine, I'm traveling with Arch due to some sort of cosmic game or something. I honestly don't know how to explain it.
Lourdes: Did you attend my funeral?
Me: Funeral?
Lourdes: Yeah, I kind of died...
Me: What?
Lourdes: Yeah, if I recall it was some being named The Master.
My family is strange or at least the part of which I know, which is only Lourdes. She usually never wanted me around and lived with a foster family, which is why I thought it was strange that she even A) recognized me and B) talked to me.
I kind of expected The Master to kill Lourdes, but I did not expect to see her again.
Lourdes told me that Dr.Zou cloned her or something...
I honestly care only slightly...
The second person that I met, GraciousVictory was an old man that hung around the park near the mootel.
He was just your typical wise homeless man, I the generous person that I am paid a room for him.
We talked for 3 minutes about him being homeless and it still was a more pleasant conversation than the one I had with Lourdes.
Siblings suck
Status Quo
I met Arch again or rather the watered down puppet of Lovecraft that is left of him.
Me: Snap out of it!
I slapped him. I hurt myself on the gas mask. It must be made out of some metal or something.
Arch: I have control of this vessel, there's nothing you can do.
I kicked him. I was angry ok, I wasn't thinking.
He shot me. Didn't even hesitate.
I may be immortal, but that still hurt like hell.
I kicked the gas mask of him. My suspicions were confirmed when I saw the decaying zombie-like face of the person that used to be a pretty cute guy.
Arch/Lovecraft: You fool. You challenge the person that has been trying to save you?
Me: You shot me in the face.
Lovecraft: You'd be better of dead than to witness the game unfold. KHAOS will happen.
Me: I'm sick of hearing about the game.
I kicked him in the torso, grabbed his gun & stuffed it down his throat. It wasn't pleasant, but I pulled the trigger. His insides were splattered everywhere.
Lovecraft: Last of me you haven't seen. IA! IA! CTHULHU FTHAGN
Somnam casually walked into the room with his hands in his pockets.
Somnam: wow, you finally did it. Thanks.
Me: Wait, you knew he was possessed this entire time?
Somnam: Maybe I did, so what?
Me: You could've told me that.
Somnam took his hat. The body of Arch turned into a black ball & went into his hat like Sylph had before. Arch seems to have turned back to normal. I couldn't be happier.
Arch: Took your damn time figuring this out & saving me.
Can you believe it. I saved him from a horrible parasite & he complains about it. That's the Arch I know.
Me: Snap out of it!
I slapped him. I hurt myself on the gas mask. It must be made out of some metal or something.
Arch: I have control of this vessel, there's nothing you can do.
I kicked him. I was angry ok, I wasn't thinking.
He shot me. Didn't even hesitate.
I may be immortal, but that still hurt like hell.
I kicked the gas mask of him. My suspicions were confirmed when I saw the decaying zombie-like face of the person that used to be a pretty cute guy.
Arch/Lovecraft: You fool. You challenge the person that has been trying to save you?
Me: You shot me in the face.
Lovecraft: You'd be better of dead than to witness the game unfold. KHAOS will happen.
Me: I'm sick of hearing about the game.
I kicked him in the torso, grabbed his gun & stuffed it down his throat. It wasn't pleasant, but I pulled the trigger. His insides were splattered everywhere.
Lovecraft: Last of me you haven't seen. IA! IA! CTHULHU FTHAGN
Somnam casually walked into the room with his hands in his pockets.
Somnam: wow, you finally did it. Thanks.
Me: Wait, you knew he was possessed this entire time?
Somnam: Maybe I did, so what?
Me: You could've told me that.
Somnam took his hat. The body of Arch turned into a black ball & went into his hat like Sylph had before. Arch seems to have turned back to normal. I couldn't be happier.
Arch: Took your damn time figuring this out & saving me.
Can you believe it. I saved him from a horrible parasite & he complains about it. That's the Arch I know.
Parasite
I think I've found out what is wrong with Arch, thanks to Somnam. Somnam told me that it is possible that Arch is posessed, by a creature named Lovecraft. It's a possessive parasite that clutches onto it's host & sucks their life energy & takes over their body. Somnam recognized the phrase that was on the wall.
That could explain Arch's whole "embrace the archangel" phase he seems to be having.
Perhaps...
That could explain Arch's whole "embrace the archangel" phase he seems to be having.
Perhaps...
CTHULHU
Here's a little fun thing I found out about the Archangel. He can teleport, yeah I know that's something I should've figured out by now, but I guess I'm not the fastest thinker in the world. I woke up to see this on he wall, written in either blood or thick red paint.
CTHULHU F'THAGN
Arch was in my room painting it on the wall.
Me: What are you doing?
Arch: That is of none of your concern Reab!
Me: Reab?
Arch: Foolish human, be familiar with your racial slur.
Me: What is the matter with you.
Arch: Lovecraft has woken.
He then vanished. How come the answere to everything for these people seems to be to vanish.
Sunday, July 15, 2012
Lovecraft
CTHULHU FHTANG
That's what was graffiti'd on my window.As a literature worm I know that this is from H.P Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos.
I think it's rather lame that someone thought he was being "STREET" by doing this.
It seems to me some geek wants to get my attention by doing this, seems rather weird.
Perhaps its Visitor...
For god's sake leave me alone.
Feelings
I've been wondering. Aside from the crazy stuff that seems to be happening with Somnam, The Master & the game and stuff I find myself conflicted.
It's that feeling that I really should trust Somnam and kill Arch.
If Arch wouldn't be behaving like a completely different person I would not even conciser the thought, but he seems so different now. This is not the Writerer that I have come to know and love.
As a friend that is...I think...
I guess being at this hotel waiting for Arch to return has made me sort of wonder about the state of things.
We started of on a mission from PuppetLover to protect Nolan, thanks to Somnam we're somewhere completely different and are not even thinking about that mission anymore.
We didn't even get paid, which makes me wonder how I'm paying for this room.
Perhaps I'm over thinking this, perhaps Arch has a perfectly good reason for going all ape shit. It's not that he's weird and is murdering people, he already did that before, but lately I feel like he's completely neglecting me which maybe the reason I'm more turned towards Somnam, who has on multiple occasions been there for me since this whole thing started.
These feelings are confusing me.
It's that feeling that I really should trust Somnam and kill Arch.
If Arch wouldn't be behaving like a completely different person I would not even conciser the thought, but he seems so different now. This is not the Writerer that I have come to know and love.
As a friend that is...I think...
I guess being at this hotel waiting for Arch to return has made me sort of wonder about the state of things.
We started of on a mission from PuppetLover to protect Nolan, thanks to Somnam we're somewhere completely different and are not even thinking about that mission anymore.
We didn't even get paid, which makes me wonder how I'm paying for this room.
Perhaps I'm over thinking this, perhaps Arch has a perfectly good reason for going all ape shit. It's not that he's weird and is murdering people, he already did that before, but lately I feel like he's completely neglecting me which maybe the reason I'm more turned towards Somnam, who has on multiple occasions been there for me since this whole thing started.
These feelings are confusing me.
The Visitor
Is it just me or is the Mootel a hub for bizarre people?
Or am I just a magnet for the freakiest people on the planet.
Today I walked again to get a soda and I bumped into a man.
He was a simple man, the most normal person I'd seen in a while.
Me: What's your name?
Person: Visitor, just visitor.
Me: Don't people have actual names around here or what?
Visitor: Yeah, because I'm sure that Pandora Paradox is your real name.
Me: It is.
Visitor: Holy crap your parents were either awesome or neglectful.
Me: So, Visitor what is up?
Visitor: Well, I've been meaning to take over the world by summoning the chaos that infests the universe which would bring me to a higher plane of existence making me a living god to the lesser planes.Oh, and I also collect novelty mugs.
Me: ...
Visitor: Perhaps I shouldn't be spewing out things like that.
Me: Yeah, no...I'm used to weird stuff like that by now.
Somnam then appeared. My god is it me or is he just hanging around somewhere watching my every move?
Somnam: Visitor, what have you done to Pandora?
Visitor: Nothing, we're just chatting.
Somnam: I refuse to believe that, I think you had something in mind. You were going to kill Pandora weren't you?
Visitor: Well, Immortality would be nice.
Somnam: Busted.
Somnam took out his gun, pointed it at Visitor and pulled the trigger.
Visitor vanished instantly.
Somnam:Damn him...
Me: Who was that?
Somnam: Visitor, he's a traveler of space & time, he controls the fabric of it even.
Me: Wouldn't killing him be bad?
Somnam: The universe doesn't let reality abominations die my dear Pandora. You of all people should know that.
Me: Hmm?
Somnam: You're a living paradox as Nolan told you.
Me: So that makes me one of those.. reality abominations...
Somnam: Correct, currently there are only three of us. There used to be more.
He then vanished.
Couldn't he just walk away like a normal person.
Or am I just a magnet for the freakiest people on the planet.
Today I walked again to get a soda and I bumped into a man.
He was a simple man, the most normal person I'd seen in a while.
Me: What's your name?
Person: Visitor, just visitor.
Me: Don't people have actual names around here or what?
Visitor: Yeah, because I'm sure that Pandora Paradox is your real name.
Me: It is.
Visitor: Holy crap your parents were either awesome or neglectful.
Me: So, Visitor what is up?
Visitor: Well, I've been meaning to take over the world by summoning the chaos that infests the universe which would bring me to a higher plane of existence making me a living god to the lesser planes.Oh, and I also collect novelty mugs.
Me: ...
Visitor: Perhaps I shouldn't be spewing out things like that.
Me: Yeah, no...I'm used to weird stuff like that by now.
Somnam then appeared. My god is it me or is he just hanging around somewhere watching my every move?
Somnam: Visitor, what have you done to Pandora?
Visitor: Nothing, we're just chatting.
Somnam: I refuse to believe that, I think you had something in mind. You were going to kill Pandora weren't you?
Visitor: Well, Immortality would be nice.
Somnam: Busted.
Somnam took out his gun, pointed it at Visitor and pulled the trigger.
Visitor vanished instantly.
Somnam:Damn him...
Me: Who was that?
Somnam: Visitor, he's a traveler of space & time, he controls the fabric of it even.
Me: Wouldn't killing him be bad?
Somnam: The universe doesn't let reality abominations die my dear Pandora. You of all people should know that.
Me: Hmm?
Somnam: You're a living paradox as Nolan told you.
Me: So that makes me one of those.. reality abominations...
Somnam: Correct, currently there are only three of us. There used to be more.
He then vanished.
Couldn't he just walk away like a normal person.
Saturday, July 14, 2012
Dr.Zou
Dr.Selma Zou, the woman I met that was in the room next to mine.
Selma went knocked on my door.
She wanted to know if I was okay, she had heard the shenanigans.
Selma: Hi, I'm Selma are you alright? I heard the fight outside.
Me: I'm fine, except the scratch on my back.
Selma: Want me to look at that?
Me: What?
Selma: Trust me I'm a doctor.
Me: A medical doctor?
Selma: ...what are you a cop?
Me: No...
Selma: Ok, Dr.Selma Zou, I'm in the room next door.
Me: So, Selma you heard the fight outside.
Selma: Yeah, I also saw Somnam killing Sylph. Thank god she's dead now.
She had only one hand, where the other hand was supposed to be was just a stub.
Me: You know them?
Selma: Well Sylph terrorized me for a few months back in the day.
Me: And somnam?
Selma: Somnam is my boyfriend.
Me: Boyfriend?
Selma: Yes, don't believe me?
Me: He has never mentioned you.
Selma: Oh, you know him. No point in lying to you about it then.
Me: Well, thanks for your concern I'll see you around.
I was a bit annoyed at her, she seemed to quirky and weird. She annoyed the hell out of me.
This woman freaks me out.
When is Arch coming back.
Selma went knocked on my door.
She wanted to know if I was okay, she had heard the shenanigans.
Selma: Hi, I'm Selma are you alright? I heard the fight outside.
Me: I'm fine, except the scratch on my back.
Selma: Want me to look at that?
Me: What?
Selma: Trust me I'm a doctor.
Me: A medical doctor?
Selma: ...what are you a cop?
Me: No...
Selma: Ok, Dr.Selma Zou, I'm in the room next door.
Me: So, Selma you heard the fight outside.
Selma: Yeah, I also saw Somnam killing Sylph. Thank god she's dead now.
She had only one hand, where the other hand was supposed to be was just a stub.
Me: You know them?
Selma: Well Sylph terrorized me for a few months back in the day.
Me: And somnam?
Selma: Somnam is my boyfriend.
Me: Boyfriend?
Selma: Yes, don't believe me?
Me: He has never mentioned you.
Selma: Oh, you know him. No point in lying to you about it then.
Me: Well, thanks for your concern I'll see you around.
I was a bit annoyed at her, she seemed to quirky and weird. She annoyed the hell out of me.
This woman freaks me out.
When is Arch coming back.
Sylph
I managed to let Arch just leave me here at the Mootel.
I'm still annoyed at the name, my god it's annoying.
When I was going out for Soda I met a woman thing.
Her name was Sylph. A blue faceless woman.
She creeped the hell out of me because when I asked her for a quarter she opened her mouth. Her mouth just appeared and she started to attack me.
"Thee are an infidel. Reality despises thee"
She was just about to eat me, in fact I think she managed to claw me on the back.
It hurt as hell and I was on the ground, it was then that Somnam appeared.
Somnam shot his black sludge at Sylph. Sylph screamed, it was a horrible sight, it was as if the black sludge was burning her, which from what I remember it doesn't, but perhaps it's because I'm not the same species as Sylph.
Somnam began hitting her in the face, repeatedly.
He then took out a small pistol, I believe it was a .357 Magnum and began shooting her.
What happened next was pretty bizarre. He took of his hat and Sylph turned into a blue ball of light and went into his top hat.
Somnam: I think you should be more careful. You may be immortal, but there are worse fates than death.
Me: Al-Alright...
Somnam: Farwell fair maiden...
He then vanished, I ran to my room at the Mootel with my soda.
I'm still annoyed at the name, my god it's annoying.
When I was going out for Soda I met a woman thing.
Her name was Sylph. A blue faceless woman.
She creeped the hell out of me because when I asked her for a quarter she opened her mouth. Her mouth just appeared and she started to attack me.
"Thee are an infidel. Reality despises thee"
She was just about to eat me, in fact I think she managed to claw me on the back.
It hurt as hell and I was on the ground, it was then that Somnam appeared.
Somnam shot his black sludge at Sylph. Sylph screamed, it was a horrible sight, it was as if the black sludge was burning her, which from what I remember it doesn't, but perhaps it's because I'm not the same species as Sylph.
Somnam began hitting her in the face, repeatedly.
He then took out a small pistol, I believe it was a .357 Magnum and began shooting her.
What happened next was pretty bizarre. He took of his hat and Sylph turned into a blue ball of light and went into his top hat.
Somnam: I think you should be more careful. You may be immortal, but there are worse fates than death.
Me: Al-Alright...
Somnam: Farwell fair maiden...
He then vanished, I ran to my room at the Mootel with my soda.
Everything
I went to the bakery today.
I haven't eaten anything else but muffins since this whole thing began. I'm so sick of muffins.
Well it seems like the bakers have no idea how to bake a muffin.
I am strictly a cupcake guy now...or a cupcake gal, whatever.
Killing Arch is something I would never do, not for all the cupcakes in the universe. He may be an evil mass murderer, but he's still a friend of mine, my best friend.
What I think it's silly to even considering to joining Somnam, altough being on the winning team of the game may or may not have advantages. I am sick and tired of hearing about the game.
I have no idea what it is.
I should try to have a normal life, perhaps Arch will let me just stay here at the Mootel and wait for him to return, I mean I don't see why I should come with him.
Perhaps I'm over-thinking everything.
I haven't eaten anything else but muffins since this whole thing began. I'm so sick of muffins.
Well it seems like the bakers have no idea how to bake a muffin.
I am strictly a cupcake guy now...or a cupcake gal, whatever.
Killing Arch is something I would never do, not for all the cupcakes in the universe. He may be an evil mass murderer, but he's still a friend of mine, my best friend.
What I think it's silly to even considering to joining Somnam, altough being on the winning team of the game may or may not have advantages. I am sick and tired of hearing about the game.
I have no idea what it is.
I should try to have a normal life, perhaps Arch will let me just stay here at the Mootel and wait for him to return, I mean I don't see why I should come with him.
Perhaps I'm over-thinking everything.
Friendship
Somnam woke me in the middle of the night.
Arch was in the room next door, sleeping I assume.
Somnam was sticking to the ceiling like some kind of spider man.
He seemed to have been staring at me while I was asleep.
Somnam: Well isn't this pleasant.
I swear to god based on his voice alone I could have jumped all over him. Fortunately I have something called a brain which stopped me from doing so.
Me: Why hello Somnam
Somnam: Fine with the new body I see?
Me: I'm pretty used to being in a female vessel, so this is no big deal.
Somnam: Good to know. Anyway, one thing I would want you to do. If it's not a burden.
Me: What?
Somnam: Kill the Archangel for me.
Me: What?!
Somnam: You heard me.
Me: I'm not going to kill my best friend of 10 years for you, a person I met a few days ago.
Somnam: Come on, join me Pandora and together we can win the game.
Me: I'm not even sure what the game is, I doubt I'm even playing no matter what it is.
Somnam: Just think about it.
He then vanished.
Damn Somanm and his ninja powers.
Arch was in the room next door, sleeping I assume.
Somnam was sticking to the ceiling like some kind of spider man.
He seemed to have been staring at me while I was asleep.
Somnam: Well isn't this pleasant.
I swear to god based on his voice alone I could have jumped all over him. Fortunately I have something called a brain which stopped me from doing so.
Me: Why hello Somnam
Somnam: Fine with the new body I see?
Me: I'm pretty used to being in a female vessel, so this is no big deal.
Somnam: Good to know. Anyway, one thing I would want you to do. If it's not a burden.
Me: What?
Somnam: Kill the Archangel for me.
Me: What?!
Somnam: You heard me.
Me: I'm not going to kill my best friend of 10 years for you, a person I met a few days ago.
Somnam: Come on, join me Pandora and together we can win the game.
Me: I'm not even sure what the game is, I doubt I'm even playing no matter what it is.
Somnam: Just think about it.
He then vanished.
Damn Somanm and his ninja powers.
Recap
Arch has not been himself lately.
For starters he has been wearing his Archangel get up since the fight with Somnam. He also has stopped acting shy around me in my girl form, not that I'm complaining.
We're on our way to Polo again, appearantly.
I'm sure PuppetLover will be thrilled. Sarcasm aside, I was curious about this decision so I asked him.
Me: Where are we going?
Arch: Polo, Somnam is there.
Me: How do you know that?
Arch: He serves the Master, the Master is there.
His voice as the Archangel was, I don't know, bizarre. It was like someone crossed the voice of Darth Vader with the voice of Bane from The Dark Knight Rises.
Me: Question, why are you all steampunky and murderous lately? You know...more than usual.
Arch: I am the Archangel. I punish the wicked.
Me: So you hate musicals & sequels to public domain novels?
Arch: What?
Me: Never mind.
Arch: I'm sure that the Master is ahead in the game by now.
To recap...
I'm an immortal changeling travelling with a murderous psychopath who calls himself the Archangel, financed by a little magical girl obsessed with puppets to find a guy that may or may not be working for the Master, a apparently god-like creature that is trying to win a game that from my point of view has ambigious rules & goals, which all paranormal creatures seem to be part of.
For starters he has been wearing his Archangel get up since the fight with Somnam. He also has stopped acting shy around me in my girl form, not that I'm complaining.
We're on our way to Polo again, appearantly.
I'm sure PuppetLover will be thrilled. Sarcasm aside, I was curious about this decision so I asked him.
Me: Where are we going?
Arch: Polo, Somnam is there.
Me: How do you know that?
Arch: He serves the Master, the Master is there.
His voice as the Archangel was, I don't know, bizarre. It was like someone crossed the voice of Darth Vader with the voice of Bane from The Dark Knight Rises.
Me: Question, why are you all steampunky and murderous lately? You know...more than usual.
Arch: I am the Archangel. I punish the wicked.
Me: So you hate musicals & sequels to public domain novels?
Arch: What?
Me: Never mind.
Arch: I'm sure that the Master is ahead in the game by now.
To recap...
I'm an immortal changeling travelling with a murderous psychopath who calls himself the Archangel, financed by a little magical girl obsessed with puppets to find a guy that may or may not be working for the Master, a apparently god-like creature that is trying to win a game that from my point of view has ambigious rules & goals, which all paranormal creatures seem to be part of.
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Hacker
That was weird.
I seem to be locked out of my blog.
I'm only limited admin right now, strange. I asked Arch about it, he doesn't know anything about it.
Someone posted a bizarre story on the blog that I'm unable to delete.
It includes me & arch going to the circus.
That's strange, we hate the circus.
Fucking hackers...writing freaky fan fiction and shit...
I seem to be locked out of my blog.
I'm only limited admin right now, strange. I asked Arch about it, he doesn't know anything about it.
Someone posted a bizarre story on the blog that I'm unable to delete.
It includes me & arch going to the circus.
That's strange, we hate the circus.
Fucking hackers...writing freaky fan fiction and shit...
Circus
Arch and Pandora had finally arrived to their destination...the circus. They purchased their tickets and went inside. Using his Archangel senses, Arch-Writerer could already tell something was wrong with this circus, but he ignored the feeling, thinking it might just be that Indian food he ate earlier. The duo soon found their seats and sat down to watch the show.
Suddenly, there was an explosion and Somnam appeared wearing his mask and tophat. Arch and Pandora rose up, knowing that they had to fight him in order to save the circus watchers. Using his changeling powers, Pandora quickly got himself and Arch-Writerer to the centre, where Som was. They began to battle, with Somnam shooting his sticky black slime everywhere.
But eventually, the duo came out of it victorious, Somnam lied dead on the floor and Arch and began to walk off. When suddenly, Pandora's changeling powers activated and he turned into Somnam! Arch-Writerer stared in horror before turning around to see that Somnam's dead body was actually Pandora's!
Evil
I began to talk with Arch about what happened earlier.
He was still wearing that gas mask, shot gun get-up.
Me: What the hell was that?
Arch: He's not who he appears to be.
Me: I know that, he's wearing a mask.
Arch: Perhaps you don't understand. He works for the Master, therefor he must die.
Me: Why?
Arch: Punishment...
Me: Alright...
It was then that Somnam came back. He was wearing a top hat this time.
Somnam: I hate to interrupt, but I forgot something
Arch was surprised and just looked at Somnam.
Arch: I shall not rest til you become my eternal servant.
Somnam: Yeah, good luck with that. Anyway Changeling, I guess you're missing this.
He snapped his fingers and all the sudden I was the girl I was a month prior.
Somnam: So long....
He then ninja'd out of there again.
Arch: Now do you see he's evil?
Me: Oh no, he turned me into a girl, truly he's a evil mastermind.
Arch: Stop with that sarcasm young lady we have work to do. Our ties to PuppetLover have to be cut. We're leaving.
Me: Really? Alright...I guess...what about Nolan.
Arch: Nolan is a strong force, he can take care of himself.
Me: Where are we going?
Arch: We have to find Somnam & bring him to justice.
Me: Arch, are you alright, you seem a little bit more murderous than usual.
Arch: I'm fine, let's go.
We left. I think Arch "punished" 16 people on our way to the train station. 11 of them were teenagers.
Arch has a weird sense of humour.
He was still wearing that gas mask, shot gun get-up.
Me: What the hell was that?
Arch: He's not who he appears to be.
Me: I know that, he's wearing a mask.
Arch: Perhaps you don't understand. He works for the Master, therefor he must die.
Me: Why?
Arch: Punishment...
Me: Alright...
It was then that Somnam came back. He was wearing a top hat this time.
Somnam: I hate to interrupt, but I forgot something
Arch was surprised and just looked at Somnam.
Arch: I shall not rest til you become my eternal servant.
Somnam: Yeah, good luck with that. Anyway Changeling, I guess you're missing this.
He snapped his fingers and all the sudden I was the girl I was a month prior.
Somnam: So long....
He then ninja'd out of there again.
Arch: Now do you see he's evil?
Me: Oh no, he turned me into a girl, truly he's a evil mastermind.
Arch: Stop with that sarcasm young lady we have work to do. Our ties to PuppetLover have to be cut. We're leaving.
Me: Really? Alright...I guess...what about Nolan.
Arch: Nolan is a strong force, he can take care of himself.
Me: Where are we going?
Arch: We have to find Somnam & bring him to justice.
Me: Arch, are you alright, you seem a little bit more murderous than usual.
Arch: I'm fine, let's go.
We left. I think Arch "punished" 16 people on our way to the train station. 11 of them were teenagers.
Arch has a weird sense of humour.
The Archangel
I can not believe what happened.
Up until now Arch & Somnam had never really been in the same room for that long.
Well today they did.
What happened?
There was an epic battle. If it would've been available I would have munched on popcorn while it happened.
It started with Somnam saying innocently hello when Arch came into the cafeteria.
Arch: Oh, you're here.
Somnam: Yeah, got a problem with that.
Arch put on a gas mask that he seemed to have had in his right hand on. He then took out a shotgun from underneath his jacket.
Arch: As a matter of fact....I do.
Arch shot Somnam in the torso.
Somnam quickly retorted by jumping behind him. I've never been so scared for Arch's life in my life, but I didn't really want to help him. Not that I don't care, but besides being immortal I'm kind of lazy and weak, also I knew Arch could handle this on his own.
Somnam seemed to shoot some black substance out of his fingertips at Arch.
He was trapped, he struggled on the ground.
I decided at that point to help Arch out by hitting Somnam in the back.
Somnam started to attack me. I soon found myself caught in that black substance stuck to the ground.
In the meantime Arch broke loose and pointed his shotgun at Somnam, who froze probably because he didn't want to get shot in the face.
Arch: Embrace the Archangel....
With that line Arch pulled the trigger, the bullet missed Somnam, who had ninja'd his way out of the building.
I have no idea what the hell happened or what caused it, but it was very entertaining to watch.
Up until now Arch & Somnam had never really been in the same room for that long.
Well today they did.
What happened?
There was an epic battle. If it would've been available I would have munched on popcorn while it happened.
It started with Somnam saying innocently hello when Arch came into the cafeteria.
Arch: Oh, you're here.
Somnam: Yeah, got a problem with that.
Arch put on a gas mask that he seemed to have had in his right hand on. He then took out a shotgun from underneath his jacket.
Arch: As a matter of fact....I do.
Arch shot Somnam in the torso.
Somnam quickly retorted by jumping behind him. I've never been so scared for Arch's life in my life, but I didn't really want to help him. Not that I don't care, but besides being immortal I'm kind of lazy and weak, also I knew Arch could handle this on his own.
Somnam seemed to shoot some black substance out of his fingertips at Arch.
He was trapped, he struggled on the ground.
I decided at that point to help Arch out by hitting Somnam in the back.
Somnam started to attack me. I soon found myself caught in that black substance stuck to the ground.
In the meantime Arch broke loose and pointed his shotgun at Somnam, who froze probably because he didn't want to get shot in the face.
Arch: Embrace the Archangel....
With that line Arch pulled the trigger, the bullet missed Somnam, who had ninja'd his way out of the building.
I have no idea what the hell happened or what caused it, but it was very entertaining to watch.
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
The Master
Somnam visited me once again yesterday.
We once again had breakfast and meanwhile, a little chat.
Me: What up Somnam?
Somnam: Oh nothing much just heard the latest development from The Master. Nolan will most likely not be pleased.
Me: What is the news?
Somnam: It seems like our dear Lourdes has passed away, become a mere part of The Master. Making him rather, nondestructive.
Me: The Master thing ate a 17 year old goth chick for power?
Somnam: Well I wouldn't put it so blunt, but yes.
Me: What is the Master anyway, you keep talking about him.
Som: Rest assure you The Master is not a him. If you must know The Master is my employer. The Father of Nature.
Me: I'm an immortal ex-changeling living paradox & even I think what you're talking about makes no sense.
Somnam: I tend to have that effect on people....among others.
Me: What is so special about Lourdes anyway (eats a muffin)?
Somnam: She's special because of her ability. Her ability to see & maintain the paranormal around her. The Master & the others wished to seek her out in order to have an advantage in the game.
Me: The Game?
Somnam: Paradox, don't be so hectic. There's a lot of things I would not be able to tell you without your puny little head exploding. The game is one of them.
Me: One question I have for you. Are you even human?
Somnam: No, no I'm not. You thought I was? Why?
Me: Well, me & Arch are pretty weird and we're humans.
Somanm: *chuckles* Yes...Arch. He's ... *chuckles* human.
Me: Hmm...?
Somnam: Nothing...
He did that ninja thing again.
I still don't know how the fuck this guy eats. The muffins seem to just disappear near that mask.
What the hell is he?
We once again had breakfast and meanwhile, a little chat.
Me: What up Somnam?
Somnam: Oh nothing much just heard the latest development from The Master. Nolan will most likely not be pleased.
Me: What is the news?
Somnam: It seems like our dear Lourdes has passed away, become a mere part of The Master. Making him rather, nondestructive.
Me: The Master thing ate a 17 year old goth chick for power?
Somnam: Well I wouldn't put it so blunt, but yes.
Me: What is the Master anyway, you keep talking about him.
Som: Rest assure you The Master is not a him. If you must know The Master is my employer. The Father of Nature.
Me: I'm an immortal ex-changeling living paradox & even I think what you're talking about makes no sense.
Somnam: I tend to have that effect on people....among others.
Me: What is so special about Lourdes anyway (eats a muffin)?
Somnam: She's special because of her ability. Her ability to see & maintain the paranormal around her. The Master & the others wished to seek her out in order to have an advantage in the game.
Me: The Game?
Somnam: Paradox, don't be so hectic. There's a lot of things I would not be able to tell you without your puny little head exploding. The game is one of them.
Me: One question I have for you. Are you even human?
Somnam: No, no I'm not. You thought I was? Why?
Me: Well, me & Arch are pretty weird and we're humans.
Somanm: *chuckles* Yes...Arch. He's ... *chuckles* human.
Me: Hmm...?
Somnam: Nothing...
He did that ninja thing again.
I still don't know how the fuck this guy eats. The muffins seem to just disappear near that mask.
What the hell is he?
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Somnam
A masked person woke me up. It freaked me out.
Person: Hello!
Me: ugh...who are you?
Person: My name is Somnam.
Me: Who?
Somnam: Your friend killed my uncle yesterday.
Me: I'm sorry, it's a condition he has.
Somnam: I wasn't complaining, never liked my uncle.
Me: Alright...what do you want from me then.
Somnam: Well, I heard you guys were protecting Nolan.
Me: Yeah?
Somnam: Well he left.
Me: WHAT!!!!
I ran outside in my pjs(yes I still wear pjs deal with it) and knocked on Arch's door.
He didn't answer.
Me: Where did Nolan go?
Somnam: He went with Arch to the mall.
Me: Why did you do that? You scared me half to death?
Somnam: I was bored.
Me: Alright, Somnam what do you want?
Somnam: I was trying to get to Lourdes, but I can't compete with the Master and the others. It would be pointless. I'm fine being the way I am. I don't need to be more powerful.
Me: I see...By the way, while I have you here. What is that whole Lourdes business?
Somnam: Oh it's nothing to worry about, I'm sure you'd be eaten by The Chaos or The Master before you could even try to do anything.
Me: You creep me out, more than Nolan & Arch ever did. Your voice is so ... I don't know, soothing.
Somnam: I get that a lot.
Me: Could you tell me anything?
Somnam: Don't feel like it. I feel like eating some muffins.
Me: I could get some breakfast. I also tend to enjoy muffins.
Somnam: I know.
Somnam treated me to muffins. I like him, sure he seems a bit sinister, but so does Arch. I'm not sure how they would get along if me & Somnam became friends.
We continued our discussion over a basket of muffins.
Somnam: I feel like the ones above me have stopped appreciating me. Working for PuppetLover seems so empty now.
Me: You work for PuppetLover?
Somnam: Yeah. I was just kidding about the thing with Rusty before. I never knew him. I tend to use lies in order to put people offtrack.
Me: I see.
Arch came into the cafeteria right after that.
Arch: Who is this?
Me: This is Somnam, I met him this morning.
Arch: I see...
Somnam: Ah, Angel looking lively as usual?!
Arch: What? Wha-Whatever, Pandora I took Nolan to the mall and he's resting now.
Me: You talk about him like he's an infant.
Arch: He's a mentally unstable 50 year old with an obsession for a 17 year old teenager. Same thing really.
Somnam: I should go back to Master, it gets angry if I don't feed it timely.
He jumped like a freaking ninja from table to table with a muffin in his hands out the door.
How the hell did he eat the muffins without taking that mask off?
Weird fellow, but I like him.
Person: Hello!
Me: ugh...who are you?
Person: My name is Somnam.
Me: Who?
Somnam: Your friend killed my uncle yesterday.
Me: I'm sorry, it's a condition he has.
Somnam: I wasn't complaining, never liked my uncle.
Me: Alright...what do you want from me then.
Somnam: Well, I heard you guys were protecting Nolan.
Me: Yeah?
Somnam: Well he left.
Me: WHAT!!!!
I ran outside in my pjs(yes I still wear pjs deal with it) and knocked on Arch's door.
He didn't answer.
Me: Where did Nolan go?
Somnam: He went with Arch to the mall.
Me: Why did you do that? You scared me half to death?
Somnam: I was bored.
Me: Alright, Somnam what do you want?
Somnam: I was trying to get to Lourdes, but I can't compete with the Master and the others. It would be pointless. I'm fine being the way I am. I don't need to be more powerful.
Me: I see...By the way, while I have you here. What is that whole Lourdes business?
Somnam: Oh it's nothing to worry about, I'm sure you'd be eaten by The Chaos or The Master before you could even try to do anything.
Me: You creep me out, more than Nolan & Arch ever did. Your voice is so ... I don't know, soothing.
Somnam: I get that a lot.
Me: Could you tell me anything?
Somnam: Don't feel like it. I feel like eating some muffins.
Me: I could get some breakfast. I also tend to enjoy muffins.
Somnam: I know.
Somnam treated me to muffins. I like him, sure he seems a bit sinister, but so does Arch. I'm not sure how they would get along if me & Somnam became friends.
We continued our discussion over a basket of muffins.
Somnam: I feel like the ones above me have stopped appreciating me. Working for PuppetLover seems so empty now.
Me: You work for PuppetLover?
Somnam: Yeah. I was just kidding about the thing with Rusty before. I never knew him. I tend to use lies in order to put people offtrack.
Me: I see.
Arch came into the cafeteria right after that.
Arch: Who is this?
Me: This is Somnam, I met him this morning.
Arch: I see...
Somnam: Ah, Angel looking lively as usual?!
Arch: What? Wha-Whatever, Pandora I took Nolan to the mall and he's resting now.
Me: You talk about him like he's an infant.
Arch: He's a mentally unstable 50 year old with an obsession for a 17 year old teenager. Same thing really.
Somnam: I should go back to Master, it gets angry if I don't feed it timely.
He jumped like a freaking ninja from table to table with a muffin in his hands out the door.
How the hell did he eat the muffins without taking that mask off?
Weird fellow, but I like him.
Embrace
Now ArchWriterer is acting weird.
I caught him sleepwalking last night. He was spray painting this image to the wall of my room.
I caught him sleepwalking last night. He was spray painting this image to the wall of my room.
He kept shouting "embrace" over and over again. I just let it run its course and went back to sleep.
The next morning I approached Arch about it at lunch.
Me: What was with you yesterday?
Arch: What?
Me: You spray painted a picture in my room.
Arch: Doesn't sound like something I'd do.
Me: It was a cool graffiti, but nevertheless it was disturbing.
Arch: I can paint it if you'd like.
Me: No I like it, I just wanted to know what the hell was up with it.
Arch: hmm...
Me: You also kept saying embrace...
At that point Arch snapped again and killed the person next to us who was sipping his soup.
It was the janitor of the place.
I forget his name, I think we called him Rusty.
Our conversation was cut short.
Lourdes
Nolan has been acting weird lately.
I went into his office. He was freaking out or something, his entire walls were covered in the name "LOURDES" over and over again.
Me: Are you alright Nolan?
Nolan: I didn't know. I thought this all was simple.
Me: What?
Nolan: I didn't realize others might chase her!
Me: Lourdes? That chick from Polo?
Nolan: Yes,exactly...need to find a quicker way to find her. Need to find her before the others...
Me: Alright, I brought you some tea. I'm gonna go now.
Outside of his room where we stood guard me & arch got to talking.
Me: Something is wrong with Nolan
Arch: Why?
Me: Keeps shouting something about Lourdes
Arch: That girl from Polo?
Me: Yeah...
Arch: So, what's the deal with Nolan & Lourdes?
Me: I don't know, shouted something about finding her.
Arch: Hmm..That guy's a weird dude.
I went into his office. He was freaking out or something, his entire walls were covered in the name "LOURDES" over and over again.
Me: Are you alright Nolan?
Nolan: I didn't know. I thought this all was simple.
Me: What?
Nolan: I didn't realize others might chase her!
Me: Lourdes? That chick from Polo?
Nolan: Yes,exactly...need to find a quicker way to find her. Need to find her before the others...
Me: Alright, I brought you some tea. I'm gonna go now.
Outside of his room where we stood guard me & arch got to talking.
Me: Something is wrong with Nolan
Arch: Why?
Me: Keeps shouting something about Lourdes
Arch: That girl from Polo?
Me: Yeah...
Arch: So, what's the deal with Nolan & Lourdes?
Me: I don't know, shouted something about finding her.
Arch: Hmm..That guy's a weird dude.
Sunday, July 8, 2012
Immortal
I think Nolan took my "power" away.
I'm not sure how I will feel about that in the future, it's pretty weird being an ordinary human.
Arch thinks that I should complain, but like he said before everything is easier in my original form. It is kind of true, it's way better since I can now save money. Buying endless amount of shirts & skirts didn't come cheap.
If my powers were going to be taken away the moment I got here, why did he hire me?
Arch only killed 7 people the past week, that's a personal record.
Arch: I talked to Nolan.
Me: And?
Arch: He said that he's developing some technology for the government.
Me: That doesn't really explain the magic.
Arch: Thank you for that interesting & enlightening tidbit Mr.Holmes.
Me: Hay, don't get snippy with me.
Arch: I'm not getting snippy, let's just stand here in front of his room and do our jobs.
Me: Are we not allowed to talk.
Arch: We're allowed, but I have a policy against talking to dumb people.
Me: Are you calling me dumb?
Arch: Smart person wouldn't have to ask that.
Me: Fine, I'm sorry alright.
Arch: Whatever, apology accepted.
Nolan(from inside his room): Pandora could you come in here for a second.
I walked in, he was sitting behind his desk and seemed to be in a happy mood.
Nolan: I want to test a theory I've been having about you.
Me: alright
He pulled out a large handgun from his drawer. He pointed it directly at me. I freaked.
Me: What are you doing?
Nolan: Relax, if I'm right you won't be hurt.
I was skeptical about this, but I just stood still. He fired, the bullet flew towards me. It penetrated my skull, blood & brains spewing on the side of the floor.
I think I died, I'm not certain, I could feel a great pain from the brain injury, but a moment later I was fine.
I wasn't entirely certain on what had happened.
Nolan: I was correct...thank you, you can go.
Me: Wait a minute, what the hell was that?
Nolan: I killed you.
Me: Yeah, I'm aware of that.
Nolan: My department has a file on you Mr.Paradox, it seems that you literally can't die, because the universe doesn't want you to die yet. I found that hard to believe so I had to test that theory myself.
Me: I'm immortal?
Nolan: For the time being. Your very being seems to be a paradox Mr.Paradox. Your name is quite fitting actually. Your parents must have been deep philosophers.
Me: I don't think they were, they were more in the Goth/Indie crowd.
Nolan: *chuckles* Well, I expect you to get back to your post.
This was a weird experience.
I'm freaking immortal?
That's rather neat, even if it is just temporarily.
I'm not sure how I will feel about that in the future, it's pretty weird being an ordinary human.
Arch thinks that I should complain, but like he said before everything is easier in my original form. It is kind of true, it's way better since I can now save money. Buying endless amount of shirts & skirts didn't come cheap.
If my powers were going to be taken away the moment I got here, why did he hire me?
Arch only killed 7 people the past week, that's a personal record.
Arch: I talked to Nolan.
Me: And?
Arch: He said that he's developing some technology for the government.
Me: That doesn't really explain the magic.
Arch: Thank you for that interesting & enlightening tidbit Mr.Holmes.
Me: Hay, don't get snippy with me.
Arch: I'm not getting snippy, let's just stand here in front of his room and do our jobs.
Me: Are we not allowed to talk.
Arch: We're allowed, but I have a policy against talking to dumb people.
Me: Are you calling me dumb?
Arch: Smart person wouldn't have to ask that.
Me: Fine, I'm sorry alright.
Arch: Whatever, apology accepted.
Nolan(from inside his room): Pandora could you come in here for a second.
I walked in, he was sitting behind his desk and seemed to be in a happy mood.
Nolan: I want to test a theory I've been having about you.
Me: alright
He pulled out a large handgun from his drawer. He pointed it directly at me. I freaked.
Me: What are you doing?
Nolan: Relax, if I'm right you won't be hurt.
I was skeptical about this, but I just stood still. He fired, the bullet flew towards me. It penetrated my skull, blood & brains spewing on the side of the floor.
I think I died, I'm not certain, I could feel a great pain from the brain injury, but a moment later I was fine.
I wasn't entirely certain on what had happened.
Nolan: I was correct...thank you, you can go.
Me: Wait a minute, what the hell was that?
Nolan: I killed you.
Me: Yeah, I'm aware of that.
Nolan: My department has a file on you Mr.Paradox, it seems that you literally can't die, because the universe doesn't want you to die yet. I found that hard to believe so I had to test that theory myself.
Me: I'm immortal?
Nolan: For the time being. Your very being seems to be a paradox Mr.Paradox. Your name is quite fitting actually. Your parents must have been deep philosophers.
Me: I don't think they were, they were more in the Goth/Indie crowd.
Nolan: *chuckles* Well, I expect you to get back to your post.
This was a weird experience.
I'm freaking immortal?
That's rather neat, even if it is just temporarily.
Nolan
My hair is blue now, I didn't even know I could develop blue hair.
Anyway we arrived in Los Angeles today.
When we arrived we checked into the hotel PuppetLover77 asked us to go to.
We had to go to room 87.
She was already there.
Puppet Lover: You guys are late!
Arch: Sorry, we got distracted.
PL: Not an excuse.
Me: Alright we're here,what do you want?
PL: I need for you to protect this man at all costs.
A man that was sitting in a swivel chair in the room swiveled around to face us.
It was a man of at least 50 or 55 perhaps.
He had grey hair already and looked kind of British
British Man: Hello Gentlemen.
Arch: Who are you?
British Man: That is not of importance, all you need to know is that I am a rich man that has many enemies trying to hinder my latest project. You guys can call me Nolan.
Me: Why did you hire us? And more importantly why does PuppetLover have the ability to teleport?
Nolan: Not important, what is important is that I'm safe. I hired you because PuppetLover over there explained to me that you, like herself have some extraordinary qualities ones that might come in handy in the line of work as a body guard.
PuppetLover smiled, chuckled & vanished after that "speech".
Nolan: You there!
He pointed at me.
Me: Me?
Nolan: Yes, Pandora something...I think I should do you a favor.
Me: What?
He snapped his fingers. All the sudden I became a thin white brunette man, my original form.
Me: How did you do this?
Nolan: Nevermind what I'm able of, I think this body suits you better, now go to your rooms. Room 112 & 113 on the second floor. You guys start tomorrow.
He managed to restore me to my original body, that's incredible. I haven't been in this form since I was 12.
I haven't been this happy in years.
Before we went to our separate rooms Arch had a chat with me.
Arch: Aren't you all suspicious about this guy?
Me: Well, I like him.
Arch: Sure, that's not unbiased at all.
Me: Come on, he's paying us good money.
Arch: I guess...
Me: Good Night
Arch: Night
Anyway we arrived in Los Angeles today.
When we arrived we checked into the hotel PuppetLover77 asked us to go to.
We had to go to room 87.
She was already there.
Puppet Lover: You guys are late!
Arch: Sorry, we got distracted.
PL: Not an excuse.
Me: Alright we're here,what do you want?
PL: I need for you to protect this man at all costs.
A man that was sitting in a swivel chair in the room swiveled around to face us.
It was a man of at least 50 or 55 perhaps.
He had grey hair already and looked kind of British
British Man: Hello Gentlemen.
Arch: Who are you?
British Man: That is not of importance, all you need to know is that I am a rich man that has many enemies trying to hinder my latest project. You guys can call me Nolan.
Me: Why did you hire us? And more importantly why does PuppetLover have the ability to teleport?
Nolan: Not important, what is important is that I'm safe. I hired you because PuppetLover over there explained to me that you, like herself have some extraordinary qualities ones that might come in handy in the line of work as a body guard.
PuppetLover smiled, chuckled & vanished after that "speech".
Nolan: You there!
He pointed at me.
Me: Me?
Nolan: Yes, Pandora something...I think I should do you a favor.
Me: What?
He snapped his fingers. All the sudden I became a thin white brunette man, my original form.
Me: How did you do this?
Nolan: Nevermind what I'm able of, I think this body suits you better, now go to your rooms. Room 112 & 113 on the second floor. You guys start tomorrow.
He managed to restore me to my original body, that's incredible. I haven't been in this form since I was 12.
I haven't been this happy in years.
Before we went to our separate rooms Arch had a chat with me.
Arch: Aren't you all suspicious about this guy?
Me: Well, I like him.
Arch: Sure, that's not unbiased at all.
Me: Come on, he's paying us good money.
Arch: I guess...
Me: Good Night
Arch: Night
PuppetLover77
We stopped for ice cream here in Texas. We now walked for 15 days, with little to no rest. That's how hardcore we are. I'm still a girl, but have become a redhead in the meantime.
Archwriterer killed all of the people in the café, which was nice since Arch & I really don't have money to pay for stuff, money will come when we get to LA.
One thing that I like about Arch is that he has never attacked me, when he feels a freak out coming or that one might come along he usually leaves.
I like that about people, when they don't try to kill me.
In Texas we stumbled upon a abandoned hotel, which was perfect less people for Arch to kill.
I think I read something about us in the news paper. "The Killer Duo", I love how I'm suddenly a killer just by association.
A little girl was at the motel, she was wearing a pretty red dress and had curly hair.
Me: Hello? What are you doing alone in a hotel like this?
Little Girl: I've come, to keep track of you two.
Me: Why?
Little Girl: Because I don't think you are being sincere about the mission.
Arch: Wait, you know about the mission?
Little Girl: Of course, who do you think PuppetLover77 is.
Arch: Well, we don't know I thought that was supposed to be the point.
PuppetLover: Anyway you guys are moving a bit slow. The slow time will be cut from your later pay. I'm off...
She then vanished.
Arch: That's rather unfair, we've been walking for almost 30 days now, we still have 10 days to go. In fact we're making good time.
Me: Yeah, just deal with it.
Arch: Why is our boss a little girl?
Me: Do you honestly care?
Arch: I guess not.
Me: Anyway we should get some sleep or else you'll eventually look worse than Frankenstein on prom night.
Arch: Are you calling me ugly?
Me: Yes, because in the 15 years I've known you I've spewed nothing but insults at you. Sarcasm aside I meant that you'd look bad if you don't get any sleep soon.
Arch: Whatever...
I went to sleep right as my head hit the pillow. I woke up around six in the evening the next day.
Archwriterer killed all of the people in the café, which was nice since Arch & I really don't have money to pay for stuff, money will come when we get to LA.
One thing that I like about Arch is that he has never attacked me, when he feels a freak out coming or that one might come along he usually leaves.
I like that about people, when they don't try to kill me.
In Texas we stumbled upon a abandoned hotel, which was perfect less people for Arch to kill.
I think I read something about us in the news paper. "The Killer Duo", I love how I'm suddenly a killer just by association.
A little girl was at the motel, she was wearing a pretty red dress and had curly hair.
Me: Hello? What are you doing alone in a hotel like this?
Little Girl: I've come, to keep track of you two.
Me: Why?
Little Girl: Because I don't think you are being sincere about the mission.
Arch: Wait, you know about the mission?
Little Girl: Of course, who do you think PuppetLover77 is.
Arch: Well, we don't know I thought that was supposed to be the point.
PuppetLover: Anyway you guys are moving a bit slow. The slow time will be cut from your later pay. I'm off...
She then vanished.
Arch: That's rather unfair, we've been walking for almost 30 days now, we still have 10 days to go. In fact we're making good time.
Me: Yeah, just deal with it.
Arch: Why is our boss a little girl?
Me: Do you honestly care?
Arch: I guess not.
Me: Anyway we should get some sleep or else you'll eventually look worse than Frankenstein on prom night.
Arch: Are you calling me ugly?
Me: Yes, because in the 15 years I've known you I've spewed nothing but insults at you. Sarcasm aside I meant that you'd look bad if you don't get any sleep soon.
Arch: Whatever...
I went to sleep right as my head hit the pillow. I woke up around six in the evening the next day.
Saturday, July 7, 2012
Mootel
We're now somewhere in Kentucky.
We've been walking for 3 days now, my god it this is taking long.
It has been 3 days and Arch has already killed 17 people.
I'm also a girl now, a blonde girl. Thank god I was wearing a sweater over my shirt this time, otherwise Arch would've never let me hear the end of it, again.
Me: You know we should probably rest somewhere.
Arch: I guess, might not hurt, except perhaps the inn keepers.
Me: Come on Arch, I'm tired, also we have to stop so I could put on my bra, my breasts are bouncing all over the place, it's really uncomfortable to walk like this.
Arch: Fine, but if somebody dies by my hands, I'm going to blame you.
Me: Alright...
We stayed at a motel called Mootel. It's a stupid pun, especially since there are no cows around here, who is this motel targeting?
I took a shower and had a change of wardrobe. It was refreshing.
Arch was hungry so he went to the café next door.
I guess staying here for a day wouldn't hurt our mission.
We've been walking for 3 days now, my god it this is taking long.
It has been 3 days and Arch has already killed 17 people.
I'm also a girl now, a blonde girl. Thank god I was wearing a sweater over my shirt this time, otherwise Arch would've never let me hear the end of it, again.
Me: You know we should probably rest somewhere.
Arch: I guess, might not hurt, except perhaps the inn keepers.
Me: Come on Arch, I'm tired, also we have to stop so I could put on my bra, my breasts are bouncing all over the place, it's really uncomfortable to walk like this.
Arch: Fine, but if somebody dies by my hands, I'm going to blame you.
Me: Alright...
We stayed at a motel called Mootel. It's a stupid pun, especially since there are no cows around here, who is this motel targeting?
I took a shower and had a change of wardrobe. It was refreshing.
Arch was hungry so he went to the café next door.
I guess staying here for a day wouldn't hurt our mission.
Writerer's Fetish
I think Arch has always had a thing for me. You guys should see the expression on his face when I'm a girl. For like 6 months he could barely talk to me because I was according to his own words "too hot" for him.
I thought it was cute. Although if a relationship between me & Arch would develop, it wouldn't work, because not only is he straighter than a board, he would also be a bit too much for me.
He told me he has a fetish for tentacles. I think he would be bored with me, it's quite rare that I sprout tentacles.
Wait, why am I event thinking about this.
We have a mission to attend to...
I thought it was cute. Although if a relationship between me & Arch would develop, it wouldn't work, because not only is he straighter than a board, he would also be a bit too much for me.
He told me he has a fetish for tentacles. I think he would be bored with me, it's quite rare that I sprout tentacles.
Wait, why am I event thinking about this.
We have a mission to attend to...
Spoon
Yeah, we can never go to that hot dog place again.
Archwriterer had a freak out. He killed EVERYONE in the diner with a spoon.
Out of all the things you could use as a murder weapon, a spoon is what he used.
Whatever, anyway I don't think we'll be seeing much of this town anyways if our plan goes trough.
We walked along the high way. The drivers were a bit rude, they kept giving us the finger.
Arch: I think that when we get to LA we need to find better clothes on you
Me: What do you mean?
Arch: Well, just the last time you were wearing this t-shirt things got awkward when you uhm *changed*
Me: You're still talking about that, let it go. So you saw me naked. It was ONE of my forms & it was a year ago. I doubt you'll see that body again. Grow the fuck up Arch.
Arch: I'm just saying it would be unnecessary to repeat that. A shirt that don't rip when you change gender, perhaps?
Me: Fine, but I'm not buying anything, I need to save up for a new toaster.
Arch: Toaster?
Me: Yes. Mine broke when you tried to kill it remember?
Arch: Right, sorry about that.
Me: Yeah...
Arch: Those freaking cars, what are their problems?
Me: I think it's the fact that we're walking on the high way.
Arch: Pff...
Arch is a bit of a out there guy, but it's not like I'm that much better. People have called us the The Simpleton Duo, that was our nickname in high school. Not that we attended high school for long, but still it kind of stuck.
Archwriterer had a freak out. He killed EVERYONE in the diner with a spoon.
Out of all the things you could use as a murder weapon, a spoon is what he used.
Whatever, anyway I don't think we'll be seeing much of this town anyways if our plan goes trough.
We walked along the high way. The drivers were a bit rude, they kept giving us the finger.
Arch: I think that when we get to LA we need to find better clothes on you
Me: What do you mean?
Arch: Well, just the last time you were wearing this t-shirt things got awkward when you uhm *changed*
Me: You're still talking about that, let it go. So you saw me naked. It was ONE of my forms & it was a year ago. I doubt you'll see that body again. Grow the fuck up Arch.
Arch: I'm just saying it would be unnecessary to repeat that. A shirt that don't rip when you change gender, perhaps?
Me: Fine, but I'm not buying anything, I need to save up for a new toaster.
Arch: Toaster?
Me: Yes. Mine broke when you tried to kill it remember?
Arch: Right, sorry about that.
Me: Yeah...
Arch: Those freaking cars, what are their problems?
Me: I think it's the fact that we're walking on the high way.
Arch: Pff...
Arch is a bit of a out there guy, but it's not like I'm that much better. People have called us the The Simpleton Duo, that was our nickname in high school. Not that we attended high school for long, but still it kind of stuck.
Muffins
I love my phone.
It's easy to use & I can blog my trip to Los Angeles.
I have black hair now, that's nothing mayor, I'm used to bigger changes.
Archwriterer wanted to stop for a bite to it. We did, at this place called POLO POLSE. A danish hot dog place. Seems a bit specific to be a reliable business, but whatever.
We had a little chat there.
Arch: Well Panda, what's the plan once we get to Los Angeles?
Me: Well Arch, I think we have to find the guy first, I doubt a paranormal creature is just gonna fall into our lap.
Arch: Perhaps, but I think that this entire thing would be easier in your original form.
Me: I don't control it, I thought you knew that by now.
Arch: I know, just messing with you, but you know I'm right.
Me: Of course it would be easier.
Arch: We have to get there in 40 days time, we should get a move on.
Me: Yeah, let me just eat my muffin in peace.
Arch: Alright.
After I ate my muffin we left. What hot dog place sells muffins? weird...
It's easy to use & I can blog my trip to Los Angeles.
I have black hair now, that's nothing mayor, I'm used to bigger changes.
Archwriterer wanted to stop for a bite to it. We did, at this place called POLO POLSE. A danish hot dog place. Seems a bit specific to be a reliable business, but whatever.
We had a little chat there.
Arch: Well Panda, what's the plan once we get to Los Angeles?
Me: Well Arch, I think we have to find the guy first, I doubt a paranormal creature is just gonna fall into our lap.
Arch: Perhaps, but I think that this entire thing would be easier in your original form.
Me: I don't control it, I thought you knew that by now.
Arch: I know, just messing with you, but you know I'm right.
Me: Of course it would be easier.
Arch: We have to get there in 40 days time, we should get a move on.
Me: Yeah, let me just eat my muffin in peace.
Arch: Alright.
After I ate my muffin we left. What hot dog place sells muffins? weird...
Intervals
I started this blog to chronicle the adventures of me and my friend Archwriterer. Archwriterer, being a nickname he gave himself when he was 10 or something. His mother thought it was a tad bit weird, but I found it hilarious. 15 years later and I still do.Archwriterer is something you would call a psychedelic obsessive. He
sometimes gets freak outs that often ends up with a lot of people either
scared for life or well... dead. He is a bit out there, but I like him.
My name on the other hand is Pandora Paradox.
I'm a changeling. Yeah, that's the first thing that people note about me.
I tend to change hair color, skin tone, body type & even gender at random intervals.
Right now I'm in the form of a white redhaired & kind of chubby male, but who knows what the future will bring.
Anyway, me and Archwriterer have been best friends since I can remember.
We both were isolated from society a lot due to our "difference from the norm", so we bonded a lot.
Right now, we are walking to Los Angeles together. Yes, walking.
Why? Because Archwriterer doesn't think putting himself in a small vehicle would be safe. I kind of agree.
I think that it's a bit odd since if I'm around he doesn't have these blackouts, but I think he must have his reasons!
My name on the other hand is Pandora Paradox.
I'm a changeling. Yeah, that's the first thing that people note about me.
I tend to change hair color, skin tone, body type & even gender at random intervals.
Right now I'm in the form of a white redhaired & kind of chubby male, but who knows what the future will bring.
Anyway, me and Archwriterer have been best friends since I can remember.
We both were isolated from society a lot due to our "difference from the norm", so we bonded a lot.
Right now, we are walking to Los Angeles together. Yes, walking.
Why? Because Archwriterer doesn't think putting himself in a small vehicle would be safe. I kind of agree.
I think that it's a bit odd since if I'm around he doesn't have these blackouts, but I think he must have his reasons!
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